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That's just what we need to save Warwick. A hotel in the ghetto. We can call it "Crappanaug Manor". Drive through our pot hole ridden streets down to the edge of Crappanaug Cove, where the view is only overcome by the stink of the mud flats that should have been dredged 40 years ago. Have a drink on the balcony while being eaten alive by sand fleas. During the construction we can all watch as the construction vehicles further clog the one way pot hole ridden streets as they pass city hall which houses the most useless mayor in the country. There will be a waiting list for rooms due to such an abundance of entertainment locally available through all seasons here in Warwick.

For example, the guests can drive down to Oakland Beach, the armpit of Warwick, gaze at the 14 year old pregnant girls that represent the 12th generation of poverty and waste, grab a few clamcakes at Iggies, and throw the trash on the beach. After you dine and wait one hour before swimming, you will have just enough time to get vaccinated before you enter the filthy water that is teaming with fecal coliform and floating diapers left behind from the residents of South Providence. If you were smart enough to get your Spanish / English dictionary before leaving Crappanaug Manor, you will be able to strike up a conversation with the local crack dealer on the seawall and learn the new methods of illegal entry into Rhode Island.

Yup, a hotel, all problems solved. Next we'll see the tax breaks to the mayors buddy, the developer.

From: 'Unique' Apponaug hotel gets mixed reviews

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