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37°, fair
UN says 18 percent, World Watch says 50. I'm sure we could round up more recovering hippies who say it's closer to 90 percent. In any event, Mr. Sanford, you can continue eating your plant-based lunch meats (?) or join me for a good steak and cigar. Either way, kindly keep the food police in the station. This just in, cows are mammals and will, occasionally, fart.
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