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I agree with Mr. Scott, who is "...not familiar with the detailed economics of the school closings" but wishes to keep them all open, anyway. In Mr. Scott's spirit of "renting out" parts of the schools, how about this: Pilgrim High School, Tattoo Parlor, and Liquor Emporium. Call it "Pats with Tatts". Or, Warwick Veterans Memorial High School of Used Cars and Pizza (we deliver). One call to the main office could get you an English teacher, a low mileage Chevy, or extra sausage. We're limited only by our own creativity.
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