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I'd really like to be a fly on the wall when this collection of dopes convenes their business meeting.
"OK, let's review our goals and see how we've measured up:
1. First, our party has insisted upon a confiscatory system of taxation in exchange for deplorable public services. Check.
2. Next, we wanted the sixth highest paid teachers in the country in exchange for he worst system of public education in New England. Check. So far, so good.
3. Rampant public corruption. This is a no-brainer as long as we keep saying we're for the Working Man. Check.
4. We then wanted to ensure overwhelming government dependency in order to retain our electoral advantage, while simultaneously encouraging others to enter our state illegally. This one was a little tricky, but using the phrase '...the hard working people of Rhode Island...' continues to do the trick. Probably a function of the education system. Check.
5. Finally, our party wanted to oversee a state about to lose a congressional seat because so many citizens are leaving it. Check.
Congratulations, my fellow party members. We've checked all the minor boxes. Now on to bigger and more critical things, such as renaming Airport Road, for the hard working people of Rhode Island!!"
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